Friday, December 26, 2008

Winning with Viagra

How to Win Friends and Influence People the American Way!

CIA using Viagra to Change This:



Into This:





The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.

Four blue pills. Viagra.

"Take one of these. You'll love it," the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.
The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes — followed by a request for more pills.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go ahead, make fun of a vital part of our conservative strategy. Commie.

Anonymous said...

Makes sense to me. Keep em happy.

Louis said...

Why do Americans feel the need to attach sex to everything, and then condemn people for being sexual?

JerryB said...

When you don't know what your doing, and you have no plan, and your losing a war, you resort to desperate measures. Pathetic. Sort of sums up the ridiculous administration that we call "the bush legacy."

In response to Louis, good question. Answer? Because we are americans. We are prudes, and most importantly, we're hypocrites.

JerryB said...

UPDATE: "Wives of Afghanistan Chieftans who have been receiving Viagra from the US Military take up arms against the US-target supply trucks."

Pharmacy blog said...

Its not winning with Viagra. Its more like winning with Smile. Great sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

Why Americans like to relate sex with every topic? Now i understand why us army is always active.
The secret is Viagra? Lol