A SNL skit (yet) to be seen:
President Palin with the generals, with her finger on the trigger for launching the Nukes to Russia:
General 1: "We are on the brink. Madam President.
Pick up the red phone and talk to Putin!"
Palin: "That would be blinking!
God made me president for a reason!!"
(launches Nukes to Russia)
"Its so exciting to be following GOD's PLAN for Armageddon.
The Rapture will be so much fun! Just think, billions of Chinese, Indians, Muslims,
(and don't you just love it), the Jews go to Hell!
And me and my Christians friends go to Heaven!"
There is no scene 2.
(ht to bruce a.)