Friday, August 28, 2009

Meet Your Local Republicans

The Party of Ideas! They do a great job of defining themselves. The problem is - they seek to define your community. So before we return to driving change, bringing back hope, making health care affordable, and electing more Democrats...lets take a moment to see what the face of our opposition looks like. Know them by their deeds I say.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the inhabitants of Crazytown. Get to know your neighbors!

Mary Jo Kopechne, 1940-1969 Updated

The ending of an error….


Anonymous said...

I would like to thank Obama he has done something the Republicans were not able to do,bring the Republican party back together in a way that hasn't been seen in a long time. Well don't get upset you Democrats wanted a CHANGE and now you have it reep all of its benefits.

Bubby said...

Yeah I haven't seen this kind of rightwing unity since I mistakenly stumbled into a Klan "community" meeting back in 1964.

Anonymous said...

We had this talk before Bubby most of the Klan members were Democrats no matter how far you try and run from this its the truth. So are you sure you mistakenly stumbled into a Klan meeting or were you warmly welcomed like so many other Democrats were back in 1964 ?

Bubby said...

The Klan left the Democratic party in 1965 (with Strom Thurmond) when John Kennedy's successor, Lyndon Johnson made it illegal to prevent Negroes from voting. They found a warm reception in the Republican party.

That's why your bosses hate the Kennedys.

Anonymous said...

So back in 1964 you would have been warmly welcomed in with other Democrats thanks for admitting that Bubby.I love it when someone proves the same point i was making. As far as the Kennedys go i hope they will find peace after the loss of a loved one i didn't agree with many of his ideas but he does deserve respect after his passing.

Toni D. said...

You might be a Republican if...
You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.

Why did Republican senator Larry Craig think that BIll Clinton was a "naughty boy" and a "nasty boy" and wanted to punish him with more than a slap on the wrist?
Craig was hoping he'd get to give some spankings.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark.

John Doe said...

You might be Toni D if your name and number is written on every stall in Harrisonburg: "For a good time, call..."

You might be a liberal if you think that Castro and Hugo Chavez are "good men," but that Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush are bad.

You might be a progressive if you want the Gummint to circumsize every baby boy born in America to prevent HIV/AIDS, but you won't do a damn thing to prevent queers from spreading the disease.

What's the difference between Bubba Clinton and Teddy K? Bubba never killed any of the girls that he was banging.

You might be a liberal if you believe all those cuban refugees are coming here because they love their socialized medicine.

Toni D. said...

What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?

What do you call the crime Republicans punish with 47 consecutive death penalties?
Independent thought.

What's the difference between a Republican and a toilet?
The toilet's only full of crap until you pull the handle.

What do Republicans call a ream of blank paper?
The Bill of Rights.

What exactly is a compassionate conservative?
One who cries just a little while flogging the homeless with a 2 x 4.

Why did the Republican cross the road?
There was a black guy on the first side.

Why did the Republican cross the road?
To get to the other bribe.

A Republican walks into a bar.
"Gimme two shots of vodka," he says, "I have a hot date."
"Absolut?" asks the bartender.
"Nope," the Republican replies, "relative..."

Who is the first person a Republican calls when he learns his wife just landed her first professional job?
The cops. She's obviously a witch.

When will scientists cure the common cold?
Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.

Why do Republicans always try to get rid of Hollywood sex scenes?
They just don't find them very realistic. It's missing all the yawning and the part where the woman goes to cry in the bathroom.